One Sentence Wine Reviews*

Brought to you by The Husband formerly known as Handsome**.

I woke up this morning to find three empty bottles of wine, accompanied by a scribbled note containing the following “wine reviews”:

Beringer Merlot.  Bleckie.  Tastes like cough syrup!

Oak Leaf Pinot Stuff.  Tastes like bland fish.

Mandola Canto Felice. WTF!? Ok it tastes fruity & stuff but seriously . . . Mandola, wtf?

*I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

**Thanks, Uncle Paul.  Thanks.

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One Response to One Sentence Wine Reviews*

  1. Miki Kelley says:

    Typical wine snob…

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